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Make 7-Up Yours
Corporation: Cadbury Schweppes
Product: 7-Up
Collected On: 02-18-2005
Researcher: escha
Language: english
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. Win 7 million in a lottery. Laugh at those who don't buy lotto tickets, or didn't believe that you'd win.
  2. Plot a hostile takeover of the 7-up factory
  3. get yourself up at seven
  4. bring six friends to the Cadbury Schweppes hq and show them your Up - Yours.
  5. Make 7 placards proclaiming 'Up Yours'


  6. SUGGEST

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