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Insist on Heinz
Corporation: H.J. Heinz Company
Product: Heinz Ketchup
Location: Washington, DC   
Collected On: 05-07-2005
Researcher: Tablejockey
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. get a box of Heinz ketchup, stand on it, and insist on something
  2. Tell the senator's wife not to use his name, even if he runs for president again.
  3. "I said, 'Heinz,' goddamn it!"


  4. SUGGEST

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